Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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