How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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1+2 = 6

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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SHUT UP JP

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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