- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Caramel Boing.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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