- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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