A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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cory is gay

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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