Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Indians

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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