- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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