An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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