- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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