- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

women's rights

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

I love you

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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