How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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The cream, it is coming

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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