What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Read a Book.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What's half of 8? o

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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