What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Poop.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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