The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Chlamydia

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Mooses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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