Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

I think everybody should have a penis.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Gus's mom

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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