- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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