- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Small Penis.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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