Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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