Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

hashtags suck balls

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Your mother just died.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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