- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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