- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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