- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

knock knock... ...no answer

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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