Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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How's the weather? Good.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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