- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A gay man watches football.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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