- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

u know whats a crime? rape

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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