Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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haha

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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