- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

If you just read this, You're dead.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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