What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Jordan is pregant

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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