- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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