- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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