A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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