- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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