why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Anti Joke

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