Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Your big dick.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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