- Anti Joke

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Jimmy Saville

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

There's my tractor.