- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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