Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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