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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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