Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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