how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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