- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What hurts like hell? HELL

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What stops a train? A missile

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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