- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Women's rights.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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