What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Tucker Rivera

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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