- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Tony Romo

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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