- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Chuck Norris.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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