- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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