Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

I like school Said no one ever.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

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