- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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