- Anti Joke

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Justin Bieber.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!