Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Anti Joke

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