Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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