- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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