What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Roses are red, yup.

Neil is a reterd.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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