- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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