Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Canadians

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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