- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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