How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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hi charles lattuca III

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Sloths

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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