- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Knock Knock Who's there

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

fish fishy caoimhin

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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