A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Please ignore this statement.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

One, two, three, four and five

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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