Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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