- Anti Joke

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Racial equality.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

that wall over there ->

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Women's Rights

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

SHUT UP JP