Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Knock knock.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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