It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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hey hey apple

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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