- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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