Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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