Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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