- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

my gramma died

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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