Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Here's a joke for you, my life...

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Pickles

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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