- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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