- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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