What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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