- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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