- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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