civil rights

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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