Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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