- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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