How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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