- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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