- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

your no better than a cockroach

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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