- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

guess what>? your mum lol

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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