What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Knock knock Come in

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Anti Joke

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