A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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ur an fagit

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sadf

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Indians

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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