- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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