What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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