What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Cheese

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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