What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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