America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Honk if you're Amish!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Anti Joke

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