- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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