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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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