- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Penis

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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