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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

I dont have a girlfriend

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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