- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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