- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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