- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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