- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

im saul and i love cock

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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