- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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