What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Who is it?

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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