what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Caramel Boing.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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