sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What is the name of the car? What

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

being sober in a bar fight

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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