What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Lil Wayne

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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