Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Manchester City

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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