what goes boo a sock

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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