- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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