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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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