- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Horse.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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