- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Robin get in the batmobile!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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