- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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