- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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