- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

You're a frog

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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