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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

boobs!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

get in the car.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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