- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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