How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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