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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

I don't believe in giraffes.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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