- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Massie is a fatass

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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