- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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