What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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