- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Dead girls can't say no.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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