- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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