- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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