- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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