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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

An Asian with a big dick.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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