a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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TELL

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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