- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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