- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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