- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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