- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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