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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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