What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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