- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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