Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

hard cheese

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Connor is homo

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

James Patrick Campbell

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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