- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

knock knock go away

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??