What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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