what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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