- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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