- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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