- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Please don't shoot me

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

justin beiber sucks

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