- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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